Old Parlor trick "The Wizard" for asterisk? You tell me ->

If anyone’s interested, I decided to take a shot at setting up my asterisk sandbox into an old parlor trick.

Normally, this requires someone else, and I can’t find anyone on the internet that has done this already in asterisk or anything else for that matter. (believe me, I’m lazy and like using others work instead of making a messy and horrible attempt at doing it myself!)

Here’s a couple links that explain the basis of how it works.
wikihow.com/Play-Mr.-Wizard
youtube.com/watch?v=SSLMUbBF_RY

Here’s my source so far. joepunk.biz/the-wizard-asterisk.zip

Any tips, improvements, or voice assets anyone can add would be greatly appreciated. otherwise, I hope you can find some entertainment in it for a little while at least.

Joe